i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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