please come you make the beer taste better
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again