Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Still dying that you shit outside
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
