Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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