Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.