dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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Hippo gnu deer
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.