she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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