it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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