They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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