Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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