real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
