I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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