And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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