That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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