oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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