so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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