I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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