Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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