I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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