You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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