just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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