Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
should my penis look like a turkey
Walk of Shame today included voting.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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