It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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