so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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