real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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