I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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