Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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