haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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