4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
