i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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