Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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