I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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