Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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