Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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