I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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