he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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