Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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