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(805): View more from California

she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

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(315): View more from New York

yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.

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(530): View more from California

He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.

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(347): View more from New York

When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards

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(210): View more from Texas

Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...

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(815): View more from Illinois

Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped

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