Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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