He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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