their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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