So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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