Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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