I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?