Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.