Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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