Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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