I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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