I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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