Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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