The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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