You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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