I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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