How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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