she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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