She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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