Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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