Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is her dick bigger than yours?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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