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Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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