OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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