At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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